If you've ever watched Family Guy, you know all about Road To... movies. They use Brian and Stewie to spoof them all the time. (Actually that's how I knew that Seth MacFarlane is the man of my dreams. Seriously. If you're reading this, leave a comment.) (It's a long shot, but worth trying.)
The Road To.. series was a popular franchise in the 1940s starring Bob Hope, Bing Crosby and Dorothy Lamour. There were 7 films in all, but the plots are all the same. Hope and Crosby are either some kind of con men or they desperately need money, Crosby devises a scheme to get some and then Dorothy Lamour shows up as a princess or something and they boys fight over her and then at some point Hope and Crosby end up kissing each other or married to each other or if they're really lucky, they get in on a threesome with Lamour.
Basically, the plot is irrelevant. It's just a vehicle for Hope and Crosby to tell jokes and be ridiculous. But they're funny. And their brand of humor translates quite nicely into the 21st century. I think its safe to say that Road To... is the original bromance.
|Just a couple of straight men singing a song on a camel.|
Tonight I watched Road to Morocco. In this one, the boys are cousins or something who find themselves shipwrecked because Hope decided to smoke a cigarette in a room full of gun powder while they were stowaway-ed on a freight vessel. They find themselves washed up on the shores of Northern Africa and on the Road to Morocco. Dorothy Lamour is some kind of princess who is engaged to a trigger-happy desert sheik, but she has a private astrologer who predicts that her first husband will die a violent death within a week of marriage but her second will live a long and fruitful life. And so...one of the boys gets to be the first ex-mr-Dorothy-Lamour and of course they fight over it. Actually, I'm not going to talk about the movie any more. I'm just going to post a clip where Bob Hope pretends to be a retard with hilarious results. Enjoy.
There. I think that's all you really need to know. Go rent the movie. Or better yet, buy it. I got mine for $2 on amazon.